Hahaha, a well funny thread.

Probably when I was drunk and stayed overnight at a friends house. I couldn't find the toilet so peed into her kitchen sink. Disgusting and disgraceful behaviour, I'm not proud of it at all.

The most morally disgusting thing I've ever done was having sex with two different girls in the same day. Whilst it was morally disgusting, I enjoyed it if I'm being honest.

What's morally wrong with that? Unless you have a committed relationship I don't see the problem.

Did you like it?

I don't even know to be honest, was pleasuring myself on the bed and couldn't find the tissue in time and somehow the ... "stuff" made an arc that ended up perfectly hitting one of my eyes. It REALLY hurt.

Oh my god. You guys are lightweights. Well, goodnight everybody.

I feel like you have some interesting stories to share with us.

When I get home after a night out on the piss, I'm too lazy to go to the toilet so I always urinate in an empty bottle by my bed. One summer afternoon i woke up and the smell of piss was making me feel sick so I poured it out of my bedroom window. Directly beneath my window is the patio table and chairs. Unbeknown to me at the time, my mother and grandmother were having lunch at said table and it went all over them. My nan still doesn't really speak to me to this day.

Your mom.

Got really drunk and projectile vomited all over myself and my friends couch. Woke up the next morning in a bath tub with only my boxers on

Attempted to read the Fall and Decline of the Roman Empire.

When I was a kid, I was riding the school bus and this white female was talking to me. She was being sassy but not saying anything offensive. For absolutely no reason, I slapped her as hard as I could. I don't know why I did it. Then I claimed she called me the n-word when she definitely didn't. I don't know why I said it. At that point, I don't even know how I even knew what the n-word was. My parents never used the word. I don't think I ever heard it on TV. It was the first thing that popped in my head. The girl never rode the bus again.
I know her name and I looked her up on Facebook. She's doing great in life. I do feel guilty and I want to apologize.