Well. There ya go.

Mr. Freeze has struck again!

Batman can't be "well endowed". He's an everyman, remember?!! (joking) 

LOLLL 

When will the OP blame Trump for this whole episode? Probably next week.

Obviously a grower, not a shower

...i would've thought batman would have a bigger penis, but whatever

Well that sure adds dimension to the story.

Batman isn't the best because he's the most powerful. He's the best because he always knows what to do. If that's not enough, he has a wide array of gadgets.

batman is supposed to have testosterone levels far in excess of those of the average man

testosterone is the hormone that stimulates the growth of the penis

Welp, I really did not need to see that, freaking brain thought it would be a joke/prank or something.