So you don't think Nintendo is the worst choice of console when it comes to getting the most out of your money? Let me guess, you have an extensive collection of expensive amiibos lying somewhere around your house? They are better than DLC and microtransactions right? Nintendo can do no wrong right? I rest my case lol.

See how easy it is to assume? 

I have the theory that the Nintendo Switch is the "revenge" of Nintendo. Man, these years of Wii U were pretty hard and now they are like: "They abandoned us with the Wii U, well, we are going to bring all the games that are worth the Wii U and we will sell them at full price, motherf***ers !!!! full price !!! "

"Free online? Fuck that, we will start charging and give nothing as value added worthwhile, we could give away the games of our best console (SNES) but we do not give a shit what you want !!!!

"Bundles? Bundles my ass, I will not cut a single dollar in the bundles"

"To lower the price of my exclusive games? Nah, I want to squeeze every dollar out of your pocket"

Being honest, I would do exactly the same as them!

Doesn't change the fact their slogan is:  "For The Player's Wallet"... er um sorry, i mean "For The Player"

That's a mouthful, it is as easy as eating the L for loser!