We're both screwed. I have 4 Yakuza games to play. 4! Zero, Six, K1, and K2. I spend on average around 150 hours with each entry! And I haven't been able to finish Uncharted 4 despite starting weeks ago. My man-boy edition of Valkyria 4 came today too.
... I have every game except Yakuza 3 to play. I HAVE played like, halfway through Yakuza 4 many years ago but stopped for whatever reason, so I'm gonna' have to revisit that before I can move onto the other games. I'm still torn on which order I want to play them, release order means the gameplay will get progressively better, but chronologically means I won't be jumping all over the story. Although I guess it worked for Star Wars, so I think it's safe for me to play them as 4, 5, 0, 1, 2, 6... that way the games will get prettier and the gameplay will improve everytime I start a new one, lol.
I REALLY need more time to play games though lol, just the stories of Yakuza games alone clock in at 40-50 hours according to HowLongToBeat, if I'm super lucky I could make it a game a month, but I'd be burned out and end up slowing down later on lol.