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PwerlvlAmy on 23 June 2018

I was thinking this was gonna be a thread about how Switch cartridges taste



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Metallox on 23 June 2018
Azuren said:
Metallox said:
They taste like those brownies you find in parties that taste sourly and have something green inside of them.

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No, that's not how pot brownies are made. And if someone made them like that for you, slap them.

 

You have to put it on a pan with butter, and you cook that up until the butter absorbs all the THC. Then you take that "cannibutter" and use it to make whatever you want. There shouldn't be any visible green in the brownie, because the part that gets you high is a gray-ish butter.

Sheesh. I've only seen them green-ish. I'll slap the guys that serve them for you, though. 



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Ganoncrotch on 23 June 2018

Do you mean the power up Mushrooms which make him Super Mario? Or... do you mean the Toads which make him Super Cannibal?

Now I'm thinking.... would the Toads have blood inside them... or are they a fungus the whole way through? like would it just be white to the core if you cut one open?



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Ganoncrotch on 23 June 2018
CaptainExplosion said:
Ganoncrotch said:
Do you mean the power up Mushrooms which make him Super Mario? Or... do you mean the Toads which make him Super Cannibal?

Now I'm thinking.... would the Toads have blood inside them... or are they a fungus the whole way through? like would it just be white to the core if you cut one open?

I mean the power up mushrooms.

Even those have eyes on them though...

are they alive, would the eyes taste like... eyeballs? :(



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Zach808 on 23 June 2018

I imagine they'd taste like a blend of salmon, chocolate, and Swiss cheese.



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Ganoncrotch on 23 June 2018
CaptainExplosion said:
Ganoncrotch said:

Even those have eyes on them though...

are they alive, would the eyes taste like... eyeballs? :(

I have no idea why they have eyes.

Zach808 said:
I imagine they'd taste like a blend of salmon, chocolate, and Swiss cheese.

That is a weirdly specific combination. XD

Even classic mario back as far as... I want to say SNES they've got eyes.

Pretty messed up, I had never imagined Mario actually ate them though, always figured he kinda just pocketed them and they were magic which made him grow or gave him extra lives.

Considering in Mario World you can actually pocket an extra one and keep it in your item slot for later... but... then if you have it there, it doesn't make you larger so I guess he has to consume it to grow.



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vivster on 25 June 2018

Probably something like a mix of actual mushrooms and marshmallows.



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Conejo on 28 June 2018

They have the eyes. What's not to say that they are the decomposing heads of Toads? Or the result of a genocidal war where all the white and red-dotted toads chopped off the heads of the red and white-dotted toads and stuffed them in boxes throughout the kingdom? That's gonna taste nasty.

I try not to think of the Mario lore too much.



KungKras on 28 June 2018

I bet fire flowers are spicy



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