I wouldn't mind getting a better backup LB, but Bertrand has played for Chelsea, so no thanks.

(And yeah I know we have players that have played for Chelsea, most notably Salah, but it's just... Bertrand has that "Chelsea vibe" to him, if you know what I mean.)

What does that mean? It must be good though, because 7-0! :O

Not only for him missing it, but also because of how embarassing it'd be to have Jesus score against you.

Welcome to two weeks ago. Also, I was salty.

I wasn't wrong, though. Chelsea's equalizer in the EFL Cup game was a whole load of bullshit with the non-existant foul (featuring even a yellow card) and then the ignored offside. And about making our players look like shit, well... it isn't very hard to make shit players look like shit, and the only non-shit player who was near Hazard for that goal was Naby Keita, who guess what, didn't make a challenge exactly because he had just been booked for a fair challenge which led to an offside goal. Great stuff.

Also, calling Sturridge's 90th minute equalizer "luck", when it's already a goal of the season contender, is quite a little absurd. You can blame Hazard for missing the one-on-one all you want, but Alisson also did very well, and saying Chelsea deserved the 3 points based on the run of play is also quite absurd when Liverpool had several glaring chances, such as the Shaqiri sitter, David Luiz' clearance off the line, Rudiger's clearance from Salah, Salah's slightly misplaced pass which nearly gave Firmino a tap-in, and Kepa's great save from Mane. Liverpool had loads of chances in that game, many more than Chelsea, however Chelsea's were better in general. I'd say the draw was definitely a fair result and even Sarri himself admitted that right after the game, when normally any manager would be upset about losing 2 points like that.

The Manchester City result was also fair. Neither team did anything to win the game, both attacks were underwhelming, and both defences played superbly. Sure, we were lucky with the penalty miss, but a 1-0 win for City wouldn't reflect how the game went at all.

If anything, before you call me biased as fuck or whatever, I'd also say the Napoli result was quite undeserved. They should have won 3-0 or 4-0, and we were extremely lucky to nearly hold on to the draw. We played like crap and deserved nothing out of that, so, there you go.