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Which gem would you prefer?

Soul 1 5.00%
 
Time 6 30.00%
 
Space 0 0%
 
Mind 2 10.00%
 
Reality 8 40.00%
 
Power 3 15.00%
 
Total:20
vivster on 11 May 2018
Slap&Ride said:
vivster said:
I don't have any idea what powers that glove possesses but movie posters tell me it's quite powerful. Wouldn't it just be able to give the wearer orgasms on demand? Why go to the trouble of wanking?

It's like the difference between stick and automatic, some people prefer to do it manually.

So is Thanos a stick or automatic type? Considering he uses a glove to do things for him I'd say he's more of an automatic guide.



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kurasakiichimaruALT on 11 May 2018

Time- repeated orgasmic experience :p
Space- tight tight tight tight lol
Power- if he's into power gripping
Soul- an orgasm that can almost take the life out of you. Lol
Mind- ?
Reality-if he wants a bigger package? 😬



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Carl on 11 May 2018

Really easy to clean up after himself and he can see whatever he wants to see, so sure.



                            

slab_of_bacon on 11 May 2018
kurasakiichimaruALT said:
Time- repeated orgasmic experience :p
Space- tight tight tight tight lol
Power- if he's into power gripping
Soul- an orgasm that can almost take the life out of you. Lol
Mind- ?
Reality-if he wants a bigger package? 😬

 

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d21lewis on 11 May 2018

Not only can he do it, he can use the gauntlet to make himself not feel guilty afterwards.



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mysteryman on 11 May 2018

If Thanos wasn’t already, shouldn’t wearing the infinity gauntlet at the very least make him ambidextrous?



V-r0cK on 11 May 2018

With the Reality Stone anything is possible.



RespectDecena on 15 May 2018

Real question is who jerks longer and faster, Thanos or Darkseid, the age old DC vs Marvel question.



RespectDecena on 15 May 2018
CaptainExplosion said:

Should we ask this to the staff of Death Battle?

They've made errors about characters in a lot of their videos so this time they gotta make sure they bring their A game for this one and do 100 percent proper research. The strength of their grip, how fast they move their arm, stamina. I accept nothing but perfection when it comes to this, Its got to be perfectly calculated.



d21lewis on 15 May 2018
CaptainExplosion said:
d21lewis said:
Not only can he do it, he can use the gauntlet to make himself not feel guilty afterwards.

Men shouldn't feel guilty for jerking it, unless it's to something illegal and/or someone else sees them.

But what about the promise I made to my poor old granny?