I know it relieves stress, and oddly enough burns a few calories if you do it enough, but is it possible that masturbation helps you live longer? If it does, how does that work?
Also if it does, then I better pick up the pace!
No idea if wanking helps live longer. But what I do know is it helps fight prostate issues. Actually it's the act of ejaculation that is good against prostate issues so it's not specifically masturbation but it's also masturbation.
In the afterlife if I get to be all powerful and mighty, I will torture and torment all humans to the end of time in the most evil and cruel way possible. In the meantime let's have a nice friendly time in the forum