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CaptainExplosion said:

I know it relieves stress, and oddly enough burns a few calories if you do it enough, but is it possible that masturbation helps you live longer? If it does, how does that work?

Also if it does, then I better pick up the pace!

No idea if wanking helps live longer. But what I do know is it helps fight prostate issues. Actually it's the act of ejaculation that is good against prostate issues so it's not specifically masturbation but it's also masturbation.



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Gets your heart rate up for a good workout. Makes you happy. Quells boredom. Makes your spouse jealous so she gives you some more and maybe even anal once a month.
Keeps you warm on a cold day for a brief moment when it lands on your feet.

I would say I will be living longer.



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CaptainExplosion said:
PwerlvlAmy said:
damn some people are on Thanos level of power and immortality now

But are they there from masturbating?

yes,they are.



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VGPolyglot said:
CaptainExplosion said:

But masturbation still count?

Well, either way it's not really a hindrance, so you might as well fap if you want to.

the problem with masturbation is that typically men objectify women through porn to do it



PwerlvlAmy said:
CaptainExplosion said:

But are they there from masturbating?

yes,they are.

who are you referring to?



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o_O.Q said:
PwerlvlAmy said:

yes,they are.

who are you referring to?

the people that are going to live longer



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Well it is sexual activity so yes it would help.



 

 

It's better than nothing...

 

sigh...



I think pretty much anything that gives you regular exercise and relaxation makes you live longer.

Now we just need a poll on how often everyone on VGC masturbates.



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vivster said:
I think pretty much anything that gives you regular exercise and relaxation makes you live longer.

Now we just need a poll on how often everyone on VGC masturbates.

Isn't that a bit much? XD



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