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I know it relieves stress, and oddly enough burns a few calories if you do it enough, but is it possible that masturbation helps you live longer? If it does, how does that work?

Also if it does, then I better pick up the pace!

Last edited by CaptainExplosion - on 30 April 2018

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This link says that there are no physical side affects to masturbation (I can object though considering what's happened to me from excessive masturbation ) but I don't know if it actually increases your lifespan:
https://www.nuh.com.sg/news/media-articles_1936.html

I don't know if there is any conclusive study on the matter.



VGPolyglot said:
This link says that there are no physical side affects to masturbation (I can object though considering what's happened to me from excessive masturbation ) but I don't know if it actually increases your lifespan:
https://www.nuh.com.sg/news/media-articles_1936.html

I don't know if there is any conclusive study on the matter.

Well I say we should do conclusive studies on it.

And didn't the late Ernest Borgnine live to be into his 90s because of his masturbation sessions?



Some days I just blow up.

CaptainExplosion said:
VGPolyglot said:
This link says that there are no physical side affects to masturbation (I can object though considering what's happened to me from excessive masturbation ) but I don't know if it actually increases your lifespan:
https://www.nuh.com.sg/news/media-articles_1936.html

I don't know if there is any conclusive study on the matter.

Well I say we should do conclusive studies on it.

And didn't the late Ernest Borgnine live to be into his 90s because of his masturbation sessions?

Well, it's impossible to truly know, since we can't look into an alternate timeline where he didn't masturbate. The best we can do is do a wide sample size and try to see if there are certain patterns that form.



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PwerlvlAmy said:
damn some people are on Thanos level of power and immortality now

But are they there from masturbating?



Some days I just blow up.

its not necessarily masturbation its sexual activity that helps you live longer, which shouldn't be a surprise to anyone



o_O.Q said:
its not necessarily masturbation its sexual activity that helps you live longer, which shouldn't be a surprise to anyone

But masturbation still count?



Some days I just blow up.

CaptainExplosion said:
o_O.Q said:
its not necessarily masturbation its sexual activity that helps you live longer, which shouldn't be a surprise to anyone

But masturbation still count?

Well, either way it's not really a hindrance, so you might as well fap if you want to.



Gotta up my game. Been slackin'.



 

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