As in, the past 12 months, not this calendar year.

I shart while I "do it"

According to Urban Dictionary, it's an action that combines the words "shit" and "fart". Mr. Sanshiro is a true scholar.

I see what you did there.

I haven't sharted since the 3rd grade though.

Fun fact. Benjamin Franklin loved to fart. So much so he wrote a book Fart Proudly. He sharted when he discovered electricity.

Don't you shart while going to the bathroom? I fart while I'm pushing it out.

Yep, in the bathroom, on a daily basis. I thought that was fairly standard XD

It's when you put a trust in a fart and lost.

Sharting implies a surprise release of fecal mater.  If you're on a toilet bowl and expecting it, it is not a shart.

Nope. Never had, and I hope I never will.

One should never trust a fart.