I think you just catched your parents role playing a sexgame.

Equality, I would hit anyone or anything if I was defending myself.

When I was in a bar in San Antonio, I was minding my own business and a group of people walked in. Everyone saw these people walk in, including me. Over the course of the night they were getting increasingly rowdy and drew attention to themselves so of course people kept looking over. I looked and met the eyes of a woman in the group who apparently wanted to single me out of everyone else at the bar. She started yelling things at me and came right up to me and wanted to start a fight. The bartender (a woman) told her that she needed to leave. Instead of backing off she put all her force on me. She then tried to swipe me face with her nails, I slipped her attack and then threw a jab and dropped her. The entire thing was on camera, had multiple witnesses and I was backed up by the bartender and the owner (also a woman) after the event happened.

To me it has nothing to do with gender. I've seen a few guys just take beatings in the face from girls saying, "I don't hit women! I don't hit women!" Everyone has a right to defend themselves.

does a feminist count as a woman?

If defending yourself requires it then yeah.

People shouldn't be hitting other people, regardless of gender. However, if I was in a situation where the preservation of my life depended on me throwing a punch, I would punch anyone I needed to.

Absolutely. Circumstances are important of course.

Odd. I find both of those descriptions to be oxymorons. Ie a liberal who is using her brain is therefore 'dumb'. A conservative or white girl is by default nice (a good number Ive seen are total bitches).

Also why does the the *ahem* "nice" conservative girl have to be white? 

Only if she punches me first.
I’m not a violent person by any means and always try to look for a peaceful solution. But, if they’re obviously not in the mood for words and start swinging at me, I’m gonna swing back and if they get seriously hurt, then that’s what they get. I don’t care if that person happens to be a woman.
You wanna treat me like a punk? Alright then. You reap what you sow. What goes around comes around.

Not necessarily, there are male feminists.