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The website that made it is called BOTNIK. The bot was trained to use predictive text based on scripts it was given of Scrubs. I really can't add much other than this is the best-worst thing ever made XD Oh Jesus Christ, I really wish this would be an episode...



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I'm lost.



VGPolyglot said:
I'm lost.

The best part of being a doctor is your janitor is god



It really makes you think.

The part where: "The best part of being a doctor is your janitor is god." is spoken is quite fantastic.
It asks the audience to think about the modern world; where: people like doctors, they lead lives of luxury.
Almost like everything they touch has been polished by a god, for their use exclusively.

The script is, to put it simply: divine.



Sometimes you have to break a patient to help yourself. It's funny how a bunch of doctors don't know that.

Skynet is coming. Haha. Gold.



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caffeinade said:

It really makes you think.

The part where: "The best part of being a doctor is your janitor is god." is spoken is quite fantastic.
It asks the audience to think about the modern world; where: people like doctors, they lead lives of luxury.
Almost like everything they touch has been polished by a god, for their use exclusively.

The script is, to put it simply: divine.

it gets pretty deep with lines like: "You're a quack smudge on these lockers called life..." absolute poetry



ironmanDX said:
Sometimes you have to break a patient to help yourself. It's funny how a bunch of doctors don't know that.

Skynet is coming. Haha. Gold.

The entire script is gold



Bristow9091 said:
As a huge Scrubs fan, I have to say... this is glorious!

Would you say the average episode goes like this? v.v XD



StarOcean said:
caffeinade said:

It really makes you think.

The part where: "The best part of being a doctor is your janitor is god." is spoken is quite fantastic.
It asks the audience to think about the modern world; where: people like doctors, they lead lives of luxury.
Almost like everything they touch has been polished by a god, for their use exclusively.

The script is, to put it simply: divine.

it gets pretty deep with lines like: "You're a quack smudge on these lockers called life..." absolute poetry

It does have ambition; even if it fails in a few areas.



caffeinade said:
StarOcean said:

it gets pretty deep with lines like: "You're a quack smudge on these lockers called life..." absolute poetry

It does have ambition; even if it fails in a few areas.

"Dr. Cox licks his pen and finds it tastes broken."

Bristow9091 said:
StarOcean said:

Would you say the average episode goes like this? v.v XD

I mean, the average episode is good anyway, but man this would be the most memorable episode ever if it were real!

I'd watch the hell out of it every day