Wow.... I never imagined that you being that kind of guy who metaphorically knocks on people doors and begs for support. Not that just a no would be enough to stop you from asking, but you really seem very desperate in wanting to become a moderator on this site.
Do you really throw your dignity away like this? I'm not sure if that is supposed to be some kind of joke I am not getting, but seriously stop that. I thought you were one of the better users here on the board, but after reading the wall you rather level yourself with a drug addict who begs for money promising them to spend it only on food. What would one hour or one night even achieve?
Stop ridiculing yourself and grow up.