Well, I don't think anyone has posted this story yet which happened a few days ago...
Apparently there is a woman that goes around jogging and takes dump in people's yards apparently with no regard if children or anyone else sees her in the act.
http://nypost.com/2017/10/04/police-have-been-inundated-with-calls-about-the-mad-pooper/
Her children were the first to catch the runner mid-poop, with her pants around her ankles, Cathy Budde said.
Immediately, they ran to get their mother.
“They are like, ‘There’s a lady taking a poop!’ So I come outside, and I’m like … ‘are you serious?’ ” Budde told KKTV.
She confronted the woman, asking, “Are you really taking a poop right here in front of my kids?”
“Yeah, sorry,'” the woman replied.
Favorite headline for story
A Jogger Known As ‘The Mad Pooper’ Keeps Sh*tting On People’s Lawns
http://www.scarymommy.com/jogger-the-mad-pooper-defecating-on-lawns-in-colorado/