I had a feeling most of that hysteria was bullshit, or at least way exhagurated.. I've had virtually no problems whatsoever with my Switch. The rare expection (which was really my own fault anyway from the rough treatment of carrying it around with a bunch of other items in a backpack), is a slight scratch in the corner of the screen. Luckily it's subtle enough where it's barely noticable and I've obtained a screen protector since then anyway. Just wish I had in the first place.. But the joycon disconnect thing? Total BS, I've NEVER had an issue with that, though I tend to sit closeish to the console.
"We hold these truths to be self-evident - all men and women created by the, go-you know.. you know the thing!" - Joe Biden