That would be damned impressive.  I quit the first one during the tutorial.

But why would you pay attention to the gameplay anyway? It's not like it's a game. It's an extended South park episode with occasional user input. You're missing so much cool stuff by focusing on unimportant minor details.

That's hilarious.

It's so intuitive.

So, how long will it take for someone to miss the satire and go full shitstorm on this?

Edit: Ah... didn't took too long: 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YS0TQRqXdUA

The difficulty slider which also changes your skin still affects difficulty in other areas:

Our Aoife Wilson and Chris Bratt, who captured the gameplay in the video, asked Ubisoft developers about this feature during a recent hands-on event. They were told the difficulty of the game affects the amount of money you receive and the way other characters speak to you throughout the course of the game.

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2017-09-07-south-park-the-fractured-but-whole-difficulty-slider-changes-the-colour-of-your-skin

Hilarious.

...or, actually, not, considering how tired and beaten to death this topic is.

Basically the same joke as Videogamedunkey made in one of his videos. He said 'choose your difficulty' when he had to select his gender for an IQ test.

Clearly an authority on this matter.