Puppeteers, bro :P

In any case, do you have a portable radio to catch up on emergency information?

Random I give you, but at the age of 24 I have never personally seen or heard of a tornado hit around my area. We get floods and -30F weather pretty often though. Currently the opposite with Drought and perfect 70F.

Of course hard to acclimate from tropical to seasonal and vice versa.

Grab hold of something and hold tightly.

Statistically speaking, you should make it through. Good luck.

I wish you the best and please stay safe. I'm quite worried about this. I don't know the safety areas there but I would assume a lot of underground areas will be flooding and you'll need to try to be center to land mass? You're going to be damn near the eye of the storm.

May I ask why there hasn't been mass evacuations? Was that unable to be arranged? I mean realistically I'd think not but this is a catastrophic event. It's heart breaking just thinking about it :(

Oh ok. :P

I have a tiny radio with batteries which I plan to use to hear old people going ape shit calling stations about trees moving and zinc sheets flying around. :D

Man, I hope we don't jinx this thing with you and tornadoes. :/

We get floods here too and those are the ones that will do the most damage with the passing of Irma (horrible bad planning done during the building of houses in many sectors here).

That snow stuff, I have seen it in movies and TV shows, it is white and cold, isn't it. :P I am just saying it never snows in PR. We are in an eternal summer in here. I want to experience snow before I die. :(

I don't think we've ever spoken, but I know you've been a member here for quite a while. I hope you, your family and your home make it through in one piece.

Stay safe. I'm worried about all of the people in the path of the storm. It's supposed to be catastrophic.

I already have my plan set. There is this very sturdy inflatable castle on my backyard and I plan to stay there until the hurricane is gone. :D

Oh man, you used math and science to bring me a positive outlook with the statistic stuff, there is hope for humanity, I love it! Too bad I won't live long enough to see you guys thrive even more.

You are right. Floods will do the most damage. Most houses here are built in cement so no fear of houses being flown away by the winds. But of course, like how it is everywhere there is still our poor population with some of them still in houses made of wood.

People have vast experience with floods though, so they known if their areas are susceptible to floods and they move school buildings which are repurposed to be used as shelters.

The sad picture is seeing those families returning to their homes to see their stuff under water.

But this fucker is a Category 5 monster and who knows how bad we get it. :/

Are you sure we haven't spoken before? I'd swear I sent you some nice dick pics, wasn't that you? :P

Nah jokes aside, thanks for caring and those nice words. :D

I'm all the way in Australia but there's something I can do to not only help you punch the hurricane but punch it to death, get the girl and become a national hero.

Stay safe mate.

And this thing may hit Haiti hard even when they haven't recovered from that earthquake yet. This planet be like: "I don't give a fuck any of you are here".

Thanks for caring!

Thanks Ax! My sister lives in Florida so you'll be getting both me and my sisters sloppy seconds... this sloppy seconds thing sounds so wrong. lol