I am giving away this classic 90s beast card, it served me well, it could even do Unreal (1998) in software rendering!

The RULE is simple: you have to diss Deus Ex Human Revolution in at least two sentences. You have until September 1st 12:00 Madagascar time.

Lol. I used to own this exact card back in the day, paired up with a couple of Voodoo 2's in SLI.

Was super popular with OEM's at one point as well, so should be fairly common at computer recyclers.

Yes, later in summer 98 my dad bought a Voodoo 2, it was amazing. I sold the Voodoo in 2010s but still have this Matrox.

Sure! I'll play.

"I wouldn't even know Deus Ex HR if I saw screenshots. I guess it's not worth my time."

Ooh, graphical goodness awaits!

If it was a big box copy of Deus Ex, I guess I'd bite. But unfortunately, I live in Canada, where we have no postal service and where our igloos can't fit PCs.

Wasn't Matrox canadian, it would be like coming home.

I'm not sure how to diss the game.

How about;

Deus Ex Human Revolution is a big sack of septic arse'oles. I'd rather be kicked in the nuts and pushed down a flight of stairs than play that terrible game.

You don't do reading all good or something?

Nah, unfortunately education is sparse too in our country.

Voodoo 2 or no deal.

I think I had a 3D accelerator in my first pc (ATI rage? or something)..... and lateron upgraded to a RIVA TNT2 card (nvidia chip card, back when most where useing Voodoo Cards).

TNT2 won though, nvidia came out ahead. Poor 3DFX.