I'm still in one piece, seems they agree :p

But really:
- no compatibility with old controllers like the WiiU supported all Wii controllers
- controller price hike for hardly noticeable 'benefits'
- less comfortable to hold due to tiny controllers and stick placement
- no backwards compatiility
- limited to playing on 1 screen at a time, no multi screen co-op or versus
- no camera on the handheld portion
- games limited to working without touchscreen controls
- no you tube / netflix (might be added later)
- can't watch the screen while charging in the dock

I loved playing BotW on it and am looking forward to Mario Odyssey, yet the thing just sits idle while the WiiU is getting used daily. It's a whole lot of sacrifices to turn it into the most powerful handheld.

You and I will forever disagree on the same subject over and over. I'm not going to change my view because you disagree with mine, so we'll have to leave it at that, past, present and future. 

I'm still sticking with what I've said though. 

Pokémon, Mario Kart, Monster Hunter and Sonic are all horrible franchises.

How much of those games have you played?

Plenty of Pokemon and Mario Kart, and some entries of Monster Hunter and Sonic.

While I disagree entirely (I think the Wii U is a giant failure in game hardware design) you aren't wrong about a few things on the Switch, and it definitely needs some media features asap. It is worth noting there are cheap charging docks for use while charging, it's compatible with 3rd party controllers like the 8bitdo and a slew of others that have USB adapters (including PS3 and PS4 controllers), and is in general a step in the right direction (imo). 

In terms of it sitting idle.. it's a new system, they're all are a bit lacking initially. I've mostly been playing Sonic on it lately, which still doesn't feel right.

I once (twice) wrote on here that bringing back crash bandicoot, even remaking the original games, would be masively profitable. I was bashed, laughed at and generally, it was an unpopular opinion. I don't think one person on this site said it would be a great idea. I guess the armchair analysts were completely wrong. 

Legs puns in relation to ARMS sales aren't funny or clever and never have been.

Gold PS4 is the ugliest console since the US SNES.

UK retailers should block all exports of the SNES classic.

I enjoy Uncharted for the presentation and characters but the gameplay is incredibly mediocre. I managed to get through 1 and 2 while having some fun with them but 3 for whatever reason completely dropped the ball for me.

Wow we're like the exact opposite . Except on the point of GTA5 and Skyrim, I couldn't get into GTA5 despite liking GTA SA a lot and Skyrim lost its charm about 50 hours in for me.