Oh my. I'm about to have an anxiety attack lol. The dust, lack cable management, and why is your SSD just haging?!

POEM for my bae

Praise the sun, moon of my life, my belle
I'll be your Sam Fischer, your Nathan Drake
Like both the princess of Hyrule and queen Nashandra of Drangleic
you are magical, gorgeous, but truly dangerous as well
Knowing you are bound to cause me countless heartaches
but I'll keep chasing your heart like a Blue Shell
Well, at least until I get that 1080 TI

You see, loving you is no easy feat
Even though you are so damn sweet
like Candy Kong, but you have her beat
And when we do what we do between the sheets
or on a Warthog's backseat
The heat between us is what defines heat
even more so than the fires of Death Mountain

Loving you, OnionBerry, is no easy feat
I would take a Bullet Bill for you without skipping a heart beat
Hell, for you I'd even stop eating Hearty Steamed Meat
Yes, I have to conceit
you make all Waifus obselete
I'd never betray you, I'd never cheat
Except for maybe the Konami code every once in a while

Regardless of your magnificent bubble butt
(which I admit I would very much like to screw)
My love for you, sweet OnionBerry, is true

Forever yours,

- Chrizum (aka random internet creep)

wow OB, that's pretty rad. I'll post something later, but dude, that's so thoughtful.

Really cool idea of a thread for adding a bit of fun to a begging thread!!

I do hope you can see how dedicated to the PC master race I am, I've even installed some Solid state memory and a RAM expansion into my PC

Also....

For my .... You lol

Roses are red

Temporary hearts are Yellow

My love for gaming was made

When Sonic was still the Fella

My PC is clearly not the best

It's been through many a test

But perhaps a new Graphics card

Would mean it wouldn't stuggle quite as hard....

.....

.....

To play fucking Snake!

Ganon out :D

Here's some of my Steam library!

http://i.imgur.com/vMqXs1V.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/yLbauJ4.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/QqP8iYV.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/w4eIBUN.jpg

(have more than half the GC library now :) )

POEM for my bae

May I ask on a date to such wonderful bae

Or rather an online match to cooperate

On voice chat thousands of things we could say

Playing all night no matter when's late

Making fun of kids due to how badly they play

And screaming all time "PC MASTERRACE"

Very good! The case is a Corsair 800D tho

Ghetto Edition brah, you should see how the HDD is hooked up, teared down external drive lying bare naked inside with only the shell covering it lol. Also SSDs can be left hanging since they're solid state.

Looks like a bomb went off in that thing, or it it could possibly be a bomb lol.

My OCD is so bad I wouldn't be able to sleep knowing my rig was suffering like that lol.

looks like I'm not the only one with a suicide hanging ssd. too greedy for a case 

I wrote a nice version, but liquids made me change it for sh!ts and giggles No offence Berry

POEM for my Bae

Hey! Listen, my fair Onionberry
How do I want to pop your cherry
You are my life, my mephedrone
And since it's dangerous to go alone

Join my life-quest and of your own accord
I'll let you unsheathe my Mastersword
For you I shall fight if ever need be
Till all your round booty are belong to me

They say love is war, war never changes
So let us skip the more boring stages
Let's couch co-op your favourite game
Not gonna stop till neighbours know my name

Something tells me, despite my hassle
My GPU is in another castle

The GPU is a lie
[...]

Gonna post the pic of my rig tomorrow, since I'm not at home. Cheers!

Yass. WIN.