I have zero interest in the Switch's portable capability, so a Switch TV would work well for me.

If I end up getting a regular Switch, it will never leave its dock.

Switch XL, resolution on the go can stay the same for cost purposes but I wanna see a truly functional dock that can juice up the power of the console. I mean there's ton of potential for them to do that and then price the dock at $90 separately, a reasonable choice for everyone (a million times better than the current dock price).

The one that's a home console.

Switch TV with Pro-like hardware improvement.

The sp, but increase the bezel so that regular analog sticks would fit via indents, and put SPEAKERS there.

Switch Min would be okay, as long as the analog sticks aren't DS sliders. Those things kill my thumbs.

That SP one would be pretty brilliant with a few tweaks. Then it really could be like a true handheld and home console. Not sure I get the purpose of the XL one honestly. I mean it already borders on almost too big to work as a portable as it is, and if you want a big screen, well that's why it switches to being a home console on a TV. So yeah, don't get the appeal.

The xl is supposed to be a regular switch without the bezel and preferably a 1080p screen with hardware to back it up.

A normal Switch but without the dock, I don't need it.

If there would be a Switch SP XL, I would gladly take that. I like in that SP-design, that the Joycons are still detachable. As shown I would have a hard time deciding between XL or SP. I assume the SP is still dockable.