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If I don't spread my knees at least 1.5ft apart I experience a dull ache in my balls that gradually intensifies as it spreads up my stomach and down my thighs. Plus I'm pretty tall, so if I'm sitting in a short chair it takes a constant effort not to spread my legs at least a little. Hell, if I'm sitting alone I'll manspread as wide as I can get 'em.

I don't often use public transportation, though.



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Ka-pi96 said:
Qwark said:

Mankind 

I prefer humanity. It sounds better in the middle, rather than at the front

What about woman? How does it sound at the end



Just a guy who doesn't want to be bored. Also

Qwark said:

1st world problems at its best. Both sides are equally guilty though. It's impolite to take more room than the seats provide. It's uncalled for and pathetic if someone complaints about a male not putting his knees together while he sits. More than half of the examples wheren't even males sitting overtly wide.

This pretty much.

One side makes this about all sexism, which is ridiculous.

The other side should learn to sit correctly and not take more than one seat in public transport. It does happen.



I have pretty thin legs and normal sized balls and I need at least some space for my balls. I'm really not surprised that someone who has big muscular legs and big balls needs some space to not feel horrible. Those muscles would crush the balls otherwise.

I can also not imagine that it's healthy for the balls if they are always squeezed while sitting.

There are obviously some guys who spread them as much as possible because they think they are cool or something but in general a man just needs some space and some men even more. 



VGPolyglot said:
Oh my God. "Manspreading" is completely unnecessary. I sit with my legs crossed all the time, actually I think it's very comfortable to do so, and my balls never get crushed in the process.

Not everyone wants to sit with their legs crossed.



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John2290 said:
green_sky said:

My favourite gif ever but I don't understand it's meaning in this thread....

You Know Nothing, John2290..



Awesome video. "Maybe you should get bigger balls" to the feminist male. LOL



Its a good start, and I do like Crowder, but they STILL missed the actual reason.

Its not about discomfort, its about regulating the temperature in your balls to ensure your sperm is healthy. Feeling uncomfortable is a selfdefence mechanism to protect the sperm.

Simple biology!



solidpumar said:
Awesome video. "Maybe you should get bigger balls" to the feminist male. LOL

Nah, I'm fine with my small testicles



Qwark said:
Ka-pi96 said:
People just need to stop adding "man" to the beginning of words. It sounds retarded.

Mankind 

That reminds me of one of the Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy a recuring "skit" on Saturday Night Live

 

Not one of the better Deep Thoughts. Here is one I like though

 

 

Edit: since I'm off topic anyway here is one more