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Lion candy bar.

Delicious. 58 55.77%
 
I don´t like it. 6 5.77%
 
Never tasted it. 40 38.46%
 
Total:104
theprof00 on 10 May 2017
Ka-pi96 said:
BraLoD said:
What did you expect? It has a big cat stamped on it and it's named after it, of curse it would be great.

Bears beat cats even when it comes to chocolate bars though...

Oh shit, there's a bear in the mountain!?!? How have I never noticed that



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brute on 10 May 2017

Lion is amazing. They also have other flavors.



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miqdadi on 10 May 2017

I like this thread, guess I wanted to know how U managed to swallow a lion
This & Toffee crisp are my 2 favourites



AsGryffynn on 10 May 2017
Bristow9091 said:

... I thought you meant an actual Lion! I was thinking "What the actual fuck?!" but then I saw a Lion Bar lol... they're sold in pretty much every shop here in the UK, one of my favourite chocolate bars actually :P

If it isn't branded Lindt, it might as well not be chocolate... 



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TomaTito on 11 May 2017
Player2 said:

Next challenge: Eat some nun's titties.

Now that's something I didn't expect to show up at VGC



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S.Peelman on 11 May 2017
vivster said:
Ka-pi96 said:

hmm, those look an awful lot like teacakes. Do they have biscuit at the bottom?

Yes, a wafer.

Also still literally called "Negro Kisses" in Germany. Not officially anymore but still colloquially. Talk about being progressive^^

Same here. Used to anyway.

Turkish said:

In Dutch it's even worse: negertetten, or negro tits :/!

Someone probably joked calling it that, especially since you type "tetten" (that's slang, should then be "tieten"), because I've never heard that term to describe them. They were always officially "Negerzoenen" in Holland, so "Negro's Kisses" like vivster says, until about a decade ago when someone figured the name's probably a bit insulting, so now they're just called "Zoenen", "Kisses".

EDIT: I looked it up, apparently they call it like what you said in Flanders, so Belgium. Well, should have expected Belgians to call something something silly.



S.Peelman on 11 May 2017

Anyway, Lion's alright. By far the best out of those types of bars. Followed by Kitkat, which is decent enough. Bounty is aweful, and Mars isn't much better.

But really, Lion gets destroyed by Toblerone. Or any Swiss or Belgian chocolate. You just don't go eating chocolate that's not from either Switzerland or Belgium. That's like eating cheese that's not from France or the Netherlands.



The Fury on 11 May 2017
S.Peelman said:

But really, Lion gets destroyed by Toblerone. Or any Swiss or Belgian chocolate. You just don't go eating chocolate that's not from either Switzerland or Belgium. That's like eating cheese that's not from France or the Netherlands.

This insult to traditional British cheeses will not stand... I won't hear it. Off with you.

Plus insults to Cadbury... shocking.



Hmm, pie.

AsGryffynn on 11 May 2017
The Fury said:
S.Peelman said:

But really, Lion gets destroyed by Toblerone. Or any Swiss or Belgian chocolate. You just don't go eating chocolate that's not from either Switzerland or Belgium. That's like eating cheese that's not from France or the Netherlands.

This insult to traditional British cheeses will not stand... I won't hear it. Off with you.

Plus insults to Cadbury... shocking.

Rule of thumb: Should it have to do with milk, La Francophonie wins all the time. This applies to chocolate, cheese and even milk...