Always finds one dumb thing to rant about. He'll probably give the game a 5/10 for 200cc being too difficult for him

87.

which is why I shall laugh at its less than 88 metascore.

85.

90, the only reason I see this game getting lower reviews is just because it's an enhanced port of an existing game, but much of any other reasons other than that, cause it basically fixes all the problems of the original as well as this time around it even includes all the DLC for free.

I predict a 10.
Yes, you heard that right, I predict a 10.

Just in case anyone takes the above seriously, I actually predict a 88.

86

Except releasing the same game should not guarantee the same metascore, and by the same token an objectively better version of an old title should not guarantee a higher score than the original.

Scores do not remain the same over time, whether the content is fresh or not is usually taken into account in the overall score.

Holding two-items is also a subjective change, not an objective improvement.

90

At the same time, this is a full price re-edition of a 2014 game. So, expectations are rightfully higher this time.