You probably can get laid, it's more in your head man. 

Honestly too, I'm telling you 45-60 minutes a day in the gym 3-4x a week and getting a better body alone pretty much can get you some on the regular. If you want some work out tips let me know. 

Also if you have shyness, that needs to go. You don't have to be the guy dancing on the bar at the nightclub, but you need to take baby steps at least towards being more social. Strike up conversations with waitresses for example, see how far you can push it. 

If you have a head of hair, that's also a easy bonus. Get a cool hair cut. It costs $20, but that can up your attractiveness to women for a very small investment. 

The circumference of that hole is about 1.5 inches.  If you can fit your penis in there, it's not surprising that there's no woman available.

I don't disagree but this is some distracting advice for getting laid! The gym? Head of hair? Looks? These are very minor things, curl-6, to getting laid. Go to any club in a city and you will see a bunch of guys who look good with beautiful girls and you will also see a bunch of average dudes with beautiful girls. Looks or 'how much you can lift' are not values women test men on, it's the man's confidence in himself no matter a gut or how bald he is. Sure looks can help in finding a lady as a partner but if you just wanna get laid, work on your social skills or even just practice going up to girls in the mall or the club and giving them your phone number just to start out. Looks don't matter to a point of course, so long as you don't look like a bum you'll be fine. Youtube is your friend but you probably already know this.

I don't disagree but this is some distracting advice for getting laid! The gym? Head of hair? Looks? These are very minor things, curl-6, to getting laid. Go to any club in a city and you will see a bunch of guys who look good with beautiful girls and you will also see a bunch of average dudes with beautiful girls. Looks or 'how much you can lift' are not values women test men on, it's the man's confidence in himself no matter a gut or how bald he is. Sure looks can help in finding a lady as a partner but if you just wanna get laid, work on your social skills or even just practice going up to girls in the mall or the club and giving them your phone number just to start out. Looks don't matter to a point of course, so long as you don't look like a bum you'll be fine. Youtube is your friend but you probably already know this.

brendude13 said: This thread is actually pretty accurate. After I started having sex I stopped playing games. The decision was already made.

Well with the switch it should be possible to continue playing if you undock the console... while you... dock!

I could try it with the Vita, but I'd probably end up single.