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https://www.rt.com/usa/384610-trump-syria-iraq-missile/

 

We had finished dinner, we’re now having dessert,” Trump began. “And we had the most beautiful piece of chocolate cake that you’ve ever seen and President Xi was enjoying it.

We’ve just fired 59 missiles, all of which hit by the way, unbelievable, from hundreds of miles away, it’s brilliant, it’s genius, what we have in terms of technology no-one can come close to competing,” he continued.

So I said, we’ve just launched 59 missiles, heading to Iraq,” 

 

Interesting to see that:

 

1) He is proud to show off the fact that the US sent off 59 tomahawk missiles (doesn't seem concerned at all about the effects)

 

2) somehow mixes up Syria with Iraq, but has the time to describe the best chocolate cake ever.

 

3) Manages to show off when talking about war. Did we really need a reminder on how mighty our military is?

 

Rather disgusting to see people cause an uproar at Trump when it trends online. Here we are seeing a president clearly not know who he's throwing bombs at, and yet the internet doesn't care. Not exactly sure if people will agree with me, but I'd rather have a man who grabs people by the pussy than someone who threw 59 tomahawk missiles and "The Mother of all Bombs" in the span of a week. I get we mix up our words, but how can you mess up that badly, and yet have the time to recall the dessert you had recently?



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Hahahaha... thats so trump :p



The chocolate cake was beautiful, tremendous, the best chocolate cake ever.

I'm kinda convinced mentally Trump is like an overgrown 10 year old. 



I guess when you're bombing 7 countries, you forget exactly when you bombed each one.



VGPolyglot said:
I guess when you're bombing 7 countries, you forget exactly when you bombed each one.

But that chocolate cake! Tremedous cake. Tremendous. 

The Chinese president was quaking in his seat at how choclatey the cake was, clearly he had never seen such a cake, clearly superior to his Chinese chocolate cakes. The message was clear -- your days of chocolate cake superiority are over China. And the message was delivered boldly and with a glass of milk. Tremendous milk. 



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Yeah, this is a way bigger deal than somebody who grabs women by the pussy. The internet's priorities are all screwed up. Hundreds of lives were lost today, innocent and guilty. This is a huge deal with massive foreign policy implications, but people are only "woke" to social issues, it seems.



I'd rather be playing Metroid Prime

Trump is absolutely ridiculous. Atrocious. Xi is from the land of the Manchu Han Imperial Feast, his reaction to a chocolate cake is politeness at best.



After having sex with my wife, I tend to forget what I did that day at work, too.



LivingMetal said:
After having sex with my wife, I tend to forget what I did that day at work, too.

You sure like to bring up your sexual ecounters with your wife.



Well, considering he was just eating dessert, he probably ate the cake minutes ago and wasn't thinking about some missiles as he did so... Report the same thing after a day and you might have news. As much as I dislike Trump, I don't think you have a case here.