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Forums - Microsoft Discussion - Conan Exiles devs agree to remove male genitalia slider from Xbox version [April Fools]

What I want to know is just how many people make their penises smaller?



 

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RolStoppable said:
Defeats the whole premise of a survival game. Once you are without a penis, there's no reason to live anymore.

I can see it now mutilated barbarian goes penis hunting , learn all the skills from how to sharpen your blade to a fine edge ,improve your sewing skills and , use mastadon sinews for thread , become the John Bobbitt of the hyborian age.



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GribbleGrunger said:
What I want to know is just how many people make their penises smaller?

I mean, it'll be less of a distraction at 3in compared to 6+



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Why is this the reason for not allowing the game? One would think the nudity, since people can turn it off anyways. Slider should be a choice too...



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lol pussy :3



Farsala said:
Why is this the reason for not allowing the game? One would think the nudity, since people can turn it off anyways. Slider should be a choice too...

Read the whole Polygon article, smacks of april fools.



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numberwang said:
XBOX users be like

lf I was the model I would blame it on extreme shrinkage and make it well known that the picture was painted on a very very cold make that freezing day.



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