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Yeah no way I will agree with lefty's with the current configuration of keyboards like qwerasd on the left and mouse on the right. If I used mouse on left, it would be too weird to play PC games.



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StarOcean said:

I don't think I need to justify myself when I say rightest propoganda is by far the worst that exists. It's literally EVERYWHERE. I mean, you go to the store and need scissors, right? What's the first thing you'll notice. Most of those scissors are for fucking right-handed people. You look at add, all you see is righties.

90% of the population is filled with them and it's getting very tiring. Especially when they take our people. A recent victim is Link. Link, our left-handed hero has been reduced to an unspecial boring right handed character. I mean, it made sense for Skyward Sword since right handers would have their small brains explode if they used their right-hand controls and had a left handed Link. But c'mon, Breath of the Wild. That Link didn't need to become a righty. He's a left-handed icon. 

I once had a former Catholic school teacher in kindergarten who didn't let me write with my left hand because according to her that was the 'bad' hand e.e

AND DON'T GET ME STARTED WITH HANDSHAKES. I won't even go there. 

I say us left-handers take over and wipe out the right-handed menace. This is sort of a test to see who only reads titles and comments and who doesn't. Anyway, these really are things that bother me as a left-hander, despite the obvious sarcasm in this. The Link thing especially irks me. At least give people a left handed Link option, goddamnit!

Any fellow left-handers here? I wanna know some of your struggles  

I found it funny while learning latin that the word for "left" is sinister, and "left handed" is sinistral.

So I cannot sympathize with you; get over it and keep your demons, malevolence, and evil hand away from me.

Of course, my mother is left handed... clearly the exception to what is otherwise a group of irredeemable, satan-touched hellspawns.