Bar's been chill tonight. But before I came with my client, I got a weird phone call from a wrong number. Despite it being wrong he wasn't convinced, here's what was said: 

Before you read: His voice was kinda New Yorkerish. Reminded me of a 25yr old George Costanza XD not exactly threatening-like

30 minutes ago:

*Ring-ring*

*I answer*

Me: Hello?

Guy: Hello.

Me: Who is this?

Him: Yeah, I wanna know who the hell this is!

Me: ...What did I do?

Him: You know EXACTLY what you did! 

Me: Uhh.. okay, what'd I do? 

Him: How long has this been going on! How long have you been talking to her?!

Me: Who?

Him: My girlfriend, you bastard!

Me: ...

Him: ...You there?

Me: Yeah.

Him: Fuck you!

Me: ...

Him: ... Hello?

Me: I think you have the wrong number, sir.

Him: Bullshit! What the fuck is wrong with you! Listen to me you, ass. How long has this been going on?!

Me: Dude, I don't know what this is about but you have the wrong number. I'm not even living in Oregon anymore. Haven't lived there in a while. 

Him: Fuck you! You liar! Where the hell are you I wanna beat the hell out of you!

Me: I'm at work.

Him: Where?!

Me: I don't know. Some place in Ohio. 

Him: FUCK YOU! Tell me who you are!

Me: Who are you?

Him: URGGHH! 

*he hangs up*

Me: Huh, that was weir-

*gets another phone call and I answer*

Me: Hello? 

Him (trying a slightly more 'calm voice'): Hello. This is the pharmacy. Your plan B pill is in. Give me your name and address so we can get this processed.

Me: Yeahhh... didn't order anything. Sweetheart, I don't know your girlfriend. You got the wrong num-

Him, interrupting: Sir! Give me your info so you can get your Plan B Pi-

Me, I cut him off: Nope. Goodbye.

Him: No! YOU BASTA--

*I hang up and block the number* 

I love messing around with wrong numbers. Your story was amazing.

I once had the "IRS" telling me I was $5,000 over the debt limit (lol). I messed around with them and gave fake credit for the lolz.

Oi, I do have a story with messing with people on a phone, which was probably illegal... but I won't say anything >~> but I've messed with them before too! Like I once convinced a spam caller I was from Australian and that the call was being charged by the minute. Freaked her out XD

I'd freak out too. International calls kill my phone bill. It's why I stick to texting now.

Exactly. I use my Aussie accent to get myself out of calling lists when Im put on one

Hmmm. I missed 4&5. That poor sonofabitch that called you....tsk tsk. He seems easily upset. I'm glad you were only talking to his girlfriend.

5 is worth the read XD I don't even know who his gf is! But he was very upset. Felt bad for him. He seemed desparate. He can do better than his (apparently) cheating gf

I want an Ouya still

Just messing with you man. :)

I'm way too self-conscious to mess with people on the phone. Wish I could give less of a shit haha