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Which of these do you dislike?

Gummy peanuts 5 41.67%
 
Black Licorice 5 41.67%
 
Swedish Fish 0 0%
 
Smarties 0 0%
 
Candy Corn 1 8.33%
 
Other (specify) 0 0%
 
I like all above (I like ... 1 8.33%
 
Total:12
StarOcean on 14 March 2017



Bar Story: So I'm at the bar the other night, right (actually there now)? My client, of course, is out smoking. I'm minding my own business when all of a sudden this group of 30-39yr olds walk up to me, all clearly drunk and go, "Hey man, why ain't ya drinkin'? You jus' sittin' there. Got a problem? Lemma buy you a drink mannn.." and I reject it (I can and will get fired if I drink on the job) and then they get offended. "Whaaa..? Dude, you messed. We are bein' nicee! Hey, you wanna meet some hot mamacitas? You like dem mamacitas, right?" I go, "Eh." They freak and go, "Duuude! You swing the other way man? What? You a fag?" I go, "No. I'm straight. But right now I'm watching my client." They look at me weird and go, "Client? You mean that autistic fuck that always comes in?" I go, "I'm at work. I'm can't hang out with you people. Sorry, guys." They get PISSED and go, "Ya know what? Fuck you, faggot. Fuck you and your fuckin' retarded friend." My client saw what was happening and asked to leave, and thank god for that x.x

Oi, by the by, you got candy you hate? For me two kinds that I hate off the top of my head are the gummy peanuts and Smarties. Gummy peanuts for whatever reason taste like bananas... dunno why. It's so odd. And Smarties, they just taste like chalk. I don't know why they still make either x.x



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StarOcean on 14 March 2017
Bandorr said:

The only candy I hate is candy I can't have. So anything with peanuts, peanut butter etc.

Rather talk about candy I love. Like nerds.

Nerds are great! You cant have peanuts? Man thats gotta be rough



StarOcean on 14 March 2017
Bandorr said:
StarOcean said:

Nerds are great! You cant have peanuts? Man thats gotta be rough

Let's see. Peanuts, (probably almonds all variations of nuts). Eggs (raw). Milk (raw). Mayonaise(i guess because it isn't cooked?) stuff like that.

Once touched the yellow part of an egg. Head grew many many sizes and turned blue.

Once had something cooked on the same grill as peanuts - tongue grew so big couldn't fit in my mouth.

So yeah these allergies are quite real. Which makes going out to eat annoying because I have to grill the waiter over every ingredient in a dish.

Always had it or develop it later on? My aunt didn't have a peanut allergy until she was 28



StarOcean on 14 March 2017
Bandorr said:
StarOcean said:

Always had it or develop it later on? My aunt didn't have a peanut allergy until she was 28

Always had it. Haven't actually done an allergy check since. May actually not be allergic to those things anymore. I've gotten to the point where I don't even want them, so I haven't done the test.

I think you can do a scratch test to find out what you are allergic too or something, but that is scary.

Specially since on top of all those things - I also have asthma. They were capping my teeth and the dentist forgot his tools. Was left under the gas for over 2 hours while he went to get them. The dentist then fled to africa to not be sued.

Yes my life is THAT messed up.

You got Asthma from that? God that's fucking awful



celador on 14 March 2017

i'm with you, smarties are fucking shit. if you are above ten years old and still like them, please don't procreate.



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StarOcean on 14 March 2017
celador said:
i'm with you, smarties are fucking shit. if you are above ten years old and still like them, please don't procreate.

Thank you! I thought I was the only one who hated them v.v everyone seems to be okay with that garbage though!

Ka-pi96 said:

Yay for Star at the bar! He's even got his own studio now :O

As for your story... wtf is a "mamacitas"? And douches will be douches I guess. Never really had any weird encounters like that at a bar, seems to be a regular thing for you. Poor Star

As for your poll... I don't even know what half of them are (must be American things I guess?) but gummy peanuts sound by far the worst. Peanuts are gross! Just like all nuts! ewww, I hate them so much! It's like if I intentionally wanted to puke (not something I've ever wanted to do yet) then that's what I'd eat!

Smarties are great though. Love them!

I tend to find the oddballs. As for the gummy peanuts... lemme tell ya. They're deceiving motherfuckers. They look like peanuts, taste like bananas, but are always hard and chalky despite being gummy... they're nasty. They originated in NA in the 1800s. One of the oldest candies around. They're garbage though. 

Bandorr said:
StarOcean said:

You got Asthma from that? God that's fucking awful

That is what my parents say. So I'll have to believe them. I've had it all my life so I don't remember never having it.

To entertain you I will tell you one more.. odd story.

When I was but a small child (like 8?) my elementary school had this giant turtle. Made of wood I believe. While playing under it I stood up and my head hit the edge of the turtle. It hurt sure. It was also a chilly day. So I put my hood up.

Recess ended so I was coming inside. I lowered my hood. Everyone and I do mean everyone around me freaked out. Like imagine every horror reaction possible and that is what happened. I had no clue why.

The answer why? I was bleeding from where I hit my head. And since I covered my head with the hood nothing was dripping. So when I removed my hood the entire top of my head was soaked in blood.  I still have that scar.

Geez, how deep was the cut? Mustve been pretty deep to leave a scar!



StarOcean on 14 March 2017
Ka-pi96 said:
Bandorr said:

That is what my parents say. So I'll have to believe them. I've had it all my life so I don't remember never having it.

You sure you weren't born with it maybe? I thought that was the main way to get it. I know that's how my Dad and I got it at least. Stupid inheritable diseases

I got asthma myself x.x not fun to have at all



StarOcean on 14 March 2017
Ka-pi96 said:
StarOcean said:

I got asthma myself x.x not fun to have at all

Seems to be pretty bad for my Dad + Grandma. Me though... I can't really remember it. Grew out of it and now don't have any symptoms anymore. Yay for me I guess.

Poor Star though

It's all good! I just can't run that great. Me running is like Link running with his stamina bar. Im great at it! Until the green circle reaches red x~x



StarOcean on 14 March 2017
Ka-pi96 said:
StarOcean said:

It's all good! I just can't run that great. Me running is like Link running with his stamina bar. Im great at it! Until the green circle reaches red x~x

huh, I guess that explains why Link has the stamina bar then! He has asthma too! :O

All he needs is a good inhaler and he could run for miles!



pokoko on 14 March 2017

I once had a drunk lady mess with me at a breakfast restaurant. I was probably 18 or 19 and she had to be at least 50. My friends and I used to meet up and go out for breakfast at like 12am or so, since some of us worked till late. A group of oldsters came in on this particular night after, I assume, a round of bar-hopping. The most drunk one of them came and sat down beside me and ... I guess she was trying to see if she still had her feminine charms. I was polite but damn if she wasn't making me very uncomfortable. When it was clear that I wasn't interested, she started with "virgin" slurs before working her way up to the "faggot" accusation. She got rowdy enough that, thankfully, her friends came and pulled her away. It was one of those situations where I didn't know what to do, as telling that I had no interest in banging Mumm-Ra's twin sister would probably have caused even more problems.

Also, I don't like Jelly Beans.