First we hear the story of the wife of a blind man: they were able to play a video game together from the HD rumble and 1-2-Switch. Perhaps he even has an advantage on some of the mini games, with a honed sense of hearing and touch, or maybe she's letting him win. Either way they're playing a video game together. 

Now I'll regale you with a first-hand account of holding a baby while gaming: it's made easy with the Switch's Joycons. By decoupling the controller halves, neither gameplay or arm-cradle integrity are compromised when performing both of these vital tasks simultaneously. 

These are just two previously untapped markets which only the Switch can utilise. How many more paradigm shifts in gaming will we see from this wonder machine?

Hahahahahahahaha wat?

can't decide if this is a serious thread or not

I'm leaning no though...

Your missing the obvious blind man and baby demographic.

It's always so obvious in hindsight. Only visionaries can see it before its conception. 

How about blind babies?

Interesting. However considering that both blind and sighted babies will only be in the sensorimotor stage of cognitive development the distinction is unfortunately redundant in relation to gaming. 

Err, I dunno about that baby one, it's basically universal to everything you have to cover with your arms, making the point sort of moot. But the blind point is very much valid IMO.

Or this is super satire and I'm really, really dumb.

So should we consider that they are playing a VIDEO game or just a game since there is no actual images necessary to play it?