Just wondering. I haven't had any issues as was reported. 

Not mine but I also use the Switch in portable mode mainly

Only when being far away, but that practically never happens. It just happened once when I walked to the kitchen and back.

Nope

nothing yet

The place where I sit when gaming is 2m - 2.5m away from the TV. If I lean back and keep the joycon close to me, yes, the connectivity starts lagging. But it's no game changer as I don't do that. Everything is fine when held in a normal position.

Not at all, work perfectly fine for me.

Supposedly Super Boom's cat's ass generated an electrical field that made his Joy Con explode.

None so far.

I had it multiple times on the left joycon, even died because of it once. I hold it about 1m away from the dock that sits in front of me on the table.