Dr.Vita said: Winter and I love the cold weather. ^^ |
oh you do...I wish I could too, you know...in the army, after spending the whole day outdoors, you know -20 degree celsius, you got proper outdoor clothing, no you are still fucking freezing all the time but at least you don't die, but even then when you are freezing all the time, even then there are two things bothering you all the time, the gloves and your face, the fucking gloves which are tight fit leather gloves without any real insulation and well your face is just open without any protection, then you are ordered into formation and stand there for 20 minutes without moving at all and there is this reaper-like sidewind draining your life from the face and your fingers, no, it does not go numb, it burns. I sure would appreciate some love in the winter morning...
I cannot imagine toilet-free life.
Kebabs have a unique attribute compared to other consumables. To unlock this effect you need to wolf down a big ass kebab really fast, like under 10 minutes or so and wait for the effect to kick in. If done correctly your movements should feel unbelievably heavy to the point where you literally cannot move at all.
-Downtown Alanya Kebab magazine issue no.198