If it doesn't rhyme it doesn't count:

I flew my Starship over yonder
Breached the galaxies of old
Left a planet for some to ponder
How did that spaceman brave this cold?

They'll see the sneaky killo-Mite
The flapping, screaching Grodomin
Stare up at the frost-bit night
And wonder where they should begin.

I like the look of this planet,
Animals, plants, let's scan it,
Strange, all these species but no alien shit,
And where's the tea, wasn't my world made by a Brit?

Today I'm going to meet up with my friend,
I can't see him, I'm at my wits end,
Actually I don't really care, he's a bellend,
Let's get out of here, no more time I want to spend,

On my way to Space Station, it's a bit of a hike,
Met an alien there, I can't understand him but I think his name is Mike,
Offered me an Atlas Stone for 3 million units, I told him to get on his bike,
I said that he's overworked looking after this Station on his own, go on strike.

So I continued my journey in my 12 slot space car,
Need to get directions to center of universe so parked up by a star,
I open up my sky map to see how far...
Fuck it, I'm going for a drink with Mikey at an alien strip bar.

No Man's Sky,
It makes me wanna cry
Fanboys arise,
Arguing for the price
They were full of hope and dreams,
And all for nothing as it seems
They fill the forums with laughfter,
even better, there is another thread thereafter
Sean is treated as a liar,
Forums are set on fire
Many people get banned,
For a game that is completely bland
Waiting for the next game to come,
And again having a lot of fun.

Some are happy, some are sad.
Sean Murray made some people mad.
The religious hype and fanboy scene
A lofty goal, for the Joe Danger team.

Murray just wanted to make a game.
He didn't want all this pressure and fame.
They never could meet such expectations.
With a massive spotlight on their operations.

The exposure and pressure took it's toll
Soon it was the demands that took control.
Now even those who would never buy
Love to hate on No Man Sky.

I gaze at the stars
Wondering how far?
How far must I go
To travel to Mars?

Is it even near?
Sadness turns to tears
Because of the distance;
That great fear.

How I miss my home
On this infinite roam
That has led me here
A place so queer.

this game is cool
if you don't think so you are a fool
I suck at poetry.
But I found a planet with Somotrees

Everyone's done a great job here
That people wouldn't try was my fear
But what I see makes me proud
And this one made me laugh out loud.

Mining, mining, found some gold,
Units, units, when it's sold,
Freezing, freezing, my balls are cold,
Flying, flying, don't get too bold.

Mikey, Mikey, don't give me shit,
Lightyears, lightyears, traveled in low-grade kit,
Carbon, carbon, so Mikey can get his hit,
Friend, friend, nope you're a fucking twit.

No Man's Sky,
keep it next time.

I played No Man's Sky for a little bit.
The world was bigger than a fat lady's tit.

On my journey I was optimistic to see some space ducks.
However I am disappointed now knowing that this game fucking sucks.