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Kotastic on 27 July 2016

Yo mama is so stupid, she bought tickets to the Xbox Live.



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Jranation on 27 July 2016
RolStoppable said:
Why was the Homeland Security put on the case of Pokémon Go?

Because the US government wants to prevent the apokélypse.

Oooooo! I like that!!! XD 



Pocky Lover Boy! 

DirtyP2002 on 28 July 2016

Sorry, just German ones:

Wenn zwei Alligatoren eine Abmachung haben, wie nennt man das?
Ein Kroko-Deal.

Was schmieren sich Inder aufs Brot?
Buddha.

Kommt ein Mann zum Arzt und sagt "Ich habe ein Anliegen"
Sagt der Arzt "Naja, er kann ja auch nicht immer stehen"

Warum werden in Gelsenkirchen Pommes nur in der Tüte verkauft?
Weil keiner weiß, wie man eine Schale hält.



Imagine not having GamePass on your console...

Wright on 28 July 2016
BraLoD said:

I already told you, we call it SWORDF1SH

 

You could have just told a joke instead of making yourself look like a joke.



KLXVER on 28 July 2016

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Being raped.



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Wright on 28 July 2016
BraLoD said:
Wright said:

You could have just told a joke instead of making yourself look like a joke.

My joke was better than Metal Gear Solid 2, tho.

Now that was a funny joke. Congratulations!



Neodegenerate on 28 July 2016
Slarvax said:
Ganoncrotch said:

Seriously don't unspoiler if you want to stick to cracker joke land guys.

What's worse than finding 10 dead babies in a bin? Finding a dead baby in 10 bins

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What is 12 inches long, Black and makes women Scream?

Cot Death.

How do you get 10 jews in a car?

With a shovel 

In keeping with the inappropriate and jewish theme..

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

Only one screams when you throw it in the oven



Teeqoz on 28 July 2016
KLXVER said:
Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Being raped.

At first I was like this: :-|

Then like this: :-O

Then like this:

xD

😂



Slarvax on 28 July 2016
Neodegenerate said:
Slarvax said:

How do you get 10 jews in a car?

With a shovel 

In keeping with the inappropriate and jewish theme..

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

Only one screams when you throw it in the oven

I'm gonna leave the innapropriate jokes now

A horse walks into a bar. Everyone realises the danger in the situation and calls 911.



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Salnax on 28 July 2016

A Rabbi, a Priest, and a Minister walked into a bar.

The Rabbi and Minister were fine, but the Priest had a bad concussion and needed medical treatment.



Love and tolerate.