What do you call a fish with no eyes?

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Teeqoz on 27 July 2016

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CovenanterA13 on 27 July 2016

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LMU Uncle Alfred on 27 July 2016

JRPGfan said:

Wright said:

I don't get it.

Rock > paper > scissors ? :p

paper beats rock.

Have you ever seen paper destroy a good sized rock? Rock wins evertime..except if it's small and the scissors are nice and sharp.

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Slarvax on 27 July 2016

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Now I wanna hear your most morbid joke.

Seriously don't unspoiler if you want to stick to cracker joke land guys.

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LipeJJ on 27 July 2016

I don't get OP's joke. Someone please explain, I'm sure it's very simple and I'm being dummy.

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Slarvax on 27 July 2016

LipeJJ said:
I don't get OP's joke. Someone please explain, I'm sure it's very simple and I'm being dummy.

Letter "i" is pronounced like "eye"

Fish with no "eyes" (or "i") is Fsh

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LipeJJ on 27 July 2016

Bandorr said:

LipeJJ said:
I don't get OP's joke. Someone please explain, I'm sure it's very simple and I'm being dummy.

eye = i. Remove all i's from fish. You get fsh.

Jesus! Thanks.

Slarvax said:

LipeJJ said:
I don't get OP's joke. Someone please explain, I'm sure it's very simple and I'm being dummy.

Letter "i" is pronounced like "eye"

Fish with no "eyes" (or "i") is Fsh

I am speechless... dear god.

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Kerotan on 27 July 2016

You're pretty.... Pretty ugly.
You're hard... Hard to look at.

There's no "i" in team. But there's a me.

My favorite chat up line:
Did you just fart?
Cus you blew me away!

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