to balance teams out obviously - that's what you get for being a beast

Same for me in Rocket League although I'm not that good myself :P

How good are you at Ranked Mode?

If you are still losing at the game it's because you suck. Blaming your teammates and your internet connection are two of the lamest excuses.

There's a higher level of competence in ranked (namely thanks to all the Japs) so just play that if you're such a serious tryhard. :L

Are you at pro level? I found, once I got there, that the game became a friggin' shark tank. The whole dynamic changed. Very few poor players.

Maybe you're just the GOAT. Nobody is on your level. You are number 1. We are not worthy. Please forgive us. Please understand.

Those two things are totally plausable as reason for being on a losing team. I recently won a one on one duel with a friend in Rocket League. I won soooooo  hard, I thought he was having a stroke, but it was his connection. Anyways, even without that example, we all know these things can happen.

Just scum

That's interesting because I've been at Pro for a while but I always get in a team with one noob who either stands around and rarely touches the ball or kicks the ball the wrong direction passing it to the opponents who then make easy goals.