I'm sick of this!! Nintendo wtf! I'm finally BEAST at a game and some way you mess it all up for me.

I'm honestly the best player ever (Not trolling, for reals) ON EACH game on Splatoon I'm ALWAYS on top and I always have over 300p more ink than the 2nd best player on my team..... but its my team thats ALWAYS losing. On Splatfest I lost SEVEN games in a row. I been calling Splatfest "Crapfest" since last year because of this problem. Even when the final Splatfest ended (FINALLY) I'm still losing so much ALL BECAUSE OF MY TEAMMATES. I don't get it with Nintendo games anymore. They made Donkey Kong Tropical Rage for expert players only and they ADD a hard mode but yet NO EASY MODE?! Ninteno, What about the kids?? They wanted to play too.... NOW LOOK.... A game I'm so beast at, I'm still losing.

I even have TONS of screenshots of some of my best work at Splatoon. I managed to get 2Kp many many times. But It's just I'm ALWAYS paired with the losers and noobs and grandpa's who dont know how to play. Why is Splatoon based on team winnings? Make it whoever gets the most P wins screw all the other players.

How to win at Splatoon: Get the most P possible for your team.... I DO MY PART PERFECTLY ITS MY TEAMMATES THAT SUCK SO BAD. So don't tell me I'm not good at this game. I'm a beast. But Nintendo please.... Let me go on he expert team for once. Since I'm an expert. It's not rocket science. I'm good, let me play on good teams. Not the clueless grandpa's team...... It's like I can never have fun with videos games anymore like how I used to eh? Lol I don't know. I keep thinking Nintendo is trying so hard for me to stop playing their games entirely.                             

Bad luck. Just do what I do: save scum.

Please stop exaggerating. Also, IF YOU HAVEN'T REALIZED MOST USERS DON'T NEED ALL CAPITALS TO READ SOME DAMN WORDS ON THEIR SCREEN. MAYBE IF YOU DON'T TYPE LIKE THIS, A LOT OF USERS WILL BE HAPPIER.

I typically play splatoon. There are a lot of good players. I'd say it's 10% expert, 30% great, 25% meh, 15% bad players, and 20% trash. Maybe you're just getting unlikely? or perhaps you're blowing this out of proportion

Because you're so good that Nintendo tries to balance out the teams by assigning you shit teammates to try and offset your clutching abilities.

This is what I tell myself with all multiplayer games ._.

When that happens, you must remembre the Squid Sister's advise.

Its always entertaining to read you threats!

Aren't there pro teams you could apply for? matching with randoms is never a good idea.

I'm just glad you finally found a game that you are good at.

You're playing a family-friendly game with a bunch of kids and you're expecting tactics , coordination and precision

Don't think so pal, I'm the best Splatoon player out there. Pair me with level 1 players and I will drag us to victory, you need more practice!