This election is the worst in our history. We've got a lady about to go to jail, mad man that switches his positions frequently, and some guy that wants to make everything free for young people while all us employed people get taxed more so those young people don't have to have it so tough. Can we please go back to Bush/Gore kind of candidates? This is just insane.
Annnnnnnnnnnnd "apparently" the investigation showed that it was nothing for anyone to get their panties tied up in. Now I've seen people going around claiming that she's innocent and a victim. We still don't know what those e-mails are. Did she leak or lose confidential national information? Or did she delete all those UFO and conspiracy theory e-mails she "apparently" had? Which would have made people question her and hurt her campaign. In this sense she would have been right to delete the e-mails. As long as she really isn't covering up a black ops or lost intel that relates to national security who the fuck cares what's on her e-mails? Lmao, want to share with us what your e-mail inbox consists of? (sarcasam intended) The whole thing is ridiculous and the media has been trying to tear crooked Hillary apart because she rigged the system, including the media she apparently owns? I'm still trying to wrap my head around that when the media praises Trump.... mostly.
And no, I'm not picking a side. I'm stating the irony of it all.
Last thing I heard is that apparently people are demanding that if Hillary went under investigation over "personal e-mails" (politicians and celebrities can't just have a private life, right? //sarcasam&ironyjoke) then Trump should be under investigation because he apparently sexually abused a 13 year old girl? What the fuck? I'm not sure where that is coming from and apparently his name is recorded in some black book of child predators from some human child trafficking sex ring or some shit. Now people are claiming that he raped his daughter Ivanka when she was around 13 as well. Uhhhh what? That's gross and unlikely, but if it's true. He needs to live up to his crimes and accept his punishment to the full extent of the law. The very law that he speaks so highly about. Better investigate the pedo pres then lmao. Stupid accusation but at least there's a book for the them to run on "apparently".
Then there's the whole theory that the two of them are working together and Trump is going to drop out so he can work on his new media television program he's been working so hard for. Apparently fake some kind of injury or just drop out. Trump and the Clintons go way back.... waaaaaay back. The conspiracy theory is stupid as fuck, but there is no denying that Trump and Clinton are tight. At least they were, and good friends don't shit talk each other like that without feeling some sort of guilt. Hell, wasn't there a report that Trump and Bill were chillin the other day or something stupid? Either way. I'm sure they're probably both playing for keeps, but the whole "Fuck you Trump/Hillary" shit seems to be just for show. I wonder what reality TV show Trump will do next?:P
Yes this post is satire.