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is Batman v Superman a stupid movie?

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so i watched it the other day, its a stupid movie, so much makes no fucking sense. here are just some of the questions i had regarding this movie. this is just stuff that didnt make sense to me, or questions i have about the movie that feel like they are major plot holes. im not even getting into the shitty dialogue.

 

 

- what the fuck was that dream? and why the fuck was it in the movie? it didnt mean anything

 

- why was superman suddenly concerned about batman, when batman has been doing his thing for 20 years now?

 

- why did batman suddenly stop wanting to kill superman, and being afraid of his power, because both of their mothers name is martha?

 

- why would kryptonians carry kryptonite on their ship if it weakens them?

 

- why was lex luthor allowed full access to the ship site and zod's body without any supervision what so ever? he isnt a goverment official, why did he have access without even somebody saying "hey, what ya doin?"

 

- when superman and luise lane have sex, does she call him daddy?

 

- lex wanted to kill superman because he was afraid he could use his power to destroy or hurt humanity. so his answer to that was to create a monster that is even stronger than superman to kill superman... then kill humanity... how does this make sense?

 

- lex knew batman had the kryptonite that was stolen from him, what would lex have done if batman actually killed superman using it, what was going to happen with doomsday then?

 

- lex has been spying on wonder woman for a long time, digging up kryptonite and doing all sorts of shit, why didnt he have one fucking security guard to guard his data? which could have been stolen within just 7 minutes

 

- how did lex know how to create doomsday? how was it even possible? why would the kryptonian ship know how to do it, how does it even have the equipment to do it? how did lex even know what the fuck it was doing? what was doomsday made of, zods dead body and that water thing in the ship? this whole thing just doesnt make sense to me.

 

- if wonder womans sword could cut off doomsdays hand, why didnt they just use it to kill doomsday instead of the kryptonite? since it obviously can hurt it. 

 

- why would batman drag doomsday back to the city near the spear, when he could have just quickly flied there and back to where doomsday was with the spear? it would have been a lot easier for him to just go get it and come back to doomsday.

 

- after being in space, and a fucking nuke hitting and exploding doomsday and superman from beneath, how did doomsday return back to earth? when there was no gravity to pull him, the nuke's explosion logically pushing him further into space (not sure if that makes sense even, can a nuke explode in space?), and his entire momentum pushing him further away from earth?  shouldnt he have drifted away in space?

 

- how did wonder woman come to lex's party in the first place? wasnt she laying low? then how did she get invited to the party? 

 

- why did people think superman killed those people in the desert when they were shot, why would superman even use a gun? the guy can shoot lasers out of his fucking eyes. 

 

- i still dont know if people knew that superman was clark kent. it doesnt make sense if they couldnt tell. not one bit.



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110% Agreed!

On top of that, why did batman have kryptonite in his spear/nades? He knew that it could weaken/harm superman so why not fuse some of it with his suit so that Superman wouldn't be able to touch him ever!

Its like plot hole central.

Oh and jesus did they fuck up lex luthor's character. 



                  

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yeah I only saw this movie 2 nights ago as well. It was far more cringe worthy than I expected, the plot and story had more holes than swiss cheese and was really quite an irritating movie and just seemed to have super heros making really dumb decisions repeatedly.



 

- when superman and luise lane have sex, does she call him daddy?

 

I think she calls him big big daddy



You forgot to mention when the "leaders" see Doomsday, they dont even know what it is or what he is doing, but they want to nuke it right away... I mean, thats the american way, but it seems silly, plus, the president says "no" at first, because its a large city and blah blah, but then 2 mins after he say yes...

Pretty bad movie



                          

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1. It's him reliving the loss of his parents and then finding strength in what he fears (how was that not clear?) though I agree that it didn't really need to be in the movie.

2. Because Superman didn't know that, and/or it was only recently that Batman started to go ape shit on everyone.

3. Who on earth knows.

4. Did you not see Man of Steel? Or ever read or see anything about Superman ever? It makes them weaker because it from their home planet, where they are just normal/very killable beings. Plus, Superman isn't used to that environment, so it effects him even more.

5. Because...plot? I guess?

6. God I hope so.

7. By this point in the film, Lex is under the control of Darkseid. Though that isn't totally clear in the theatrical release of the film.

8. Lex doesn't actually bring Doomsday to life until he realizes that Batman failed...

9. Because data is something much more likely to be stolen digitally that by some asshole literally walking in a taking it? I also assume that his digital security would have been much too difficult to bypass for most people who aren't god damn Batman.

10. Because the ship told him how? Because the ship was literally designed to make life? Doomsday is made by mixing the body or Zod with DNA from a human, as explained in the movie...

11. Because he healed almost right after she cut off his hand. Not terribly helpful.

12. Because he needed to give Doomsday something to attack that wasn't a city full soft, squishy, human beings? So he led him to the abandoned Gotham Sea Port.

13. Yes, a nuke can explode in space. But no, it doesn't make any sense as to why it didn't just push him out farther.

14. Because Lex already knows who she is and invited her, and she wanted to find a way to get his files on her.

15. Another thing that isn't very well explained in the theatrical release, but is in the extended version.

16. Because people assume that Superman doesn't have a secret identity. He doesn't wear a mask, and he's god damn Superman. Also because comics.

I have a question for you now. Did you actually pay attention to the movie when you watched it? Because at least half of those are explained.



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I see a lot of padding and nitpicking in your questions.



I can explain most of those questions, but it is still an awful movie. Especially, Lex Luthor. They really fucked up his character. Superman is bad, most of the secondary characters are annoying, Batman and Alfred were surprisingly decent, but holy shit was Luthor a trainwreck.

Yes, let's turn him from a ruthless, dominating corporate mastermind into a twitching, autistic man-child that wants to kill Superman because he didn't stop daddy from hitting him.



psychicscubadiver said:
I can explain most of those questions, but it is still an awful movie. Especially, Lex Luthor. They really fucked up his character. Superman is bad, most of the secondary characters are annoying, Batman and Alfred were surprisingly decent, but holy shit was Luthor a trainwreck.

Yes, let's turn him from a ruthless, dominating corporate mastermind into a twitching, autistic man-child that wants to kill Superman because he didn't stop daddy from hitting him.

There's been multiple characterisations of Lex Luthor. This one is just another one.



Seems lile a lot of movie goers can't connect the dots unless it's spoon fed to them.