my ultimate video game would be a some kind of realistic political president simulator type strategy game. gameplay would be things like diplomatic relations, war, managing image and running for re-election.   sort of like Civilization with a greater emphasis on politics and diplomatic relations.  ideally there would be very high replay value where you would never get the same game twice, with things like random news and current events and what-not. there have been a few games on this topic but every one i've seen is either way too complicated or way too simple.

i would also love to see a good "band simulator". basically like a super involved Rock Band career mode, with finance managing, tour planning, album releasing etc.

and finally i think a AAA Civil War FPS could be cool.

That was my reaction as well, but i guess the funnier the joke get the more likely it will be ignored. 
This joke could actually be quite hurtful, what if my mom was obese and i could have a emotional problem with the fact that she could die everyday by heart-failures? That is sure a far worse scenario then hurting some fanboys feelings by simply calling them fanboy..... I hope moderator's have been to busy to go into all topic's. 

And no, i am not upset.. It was a good joke.. I just feel kinda confused over what we can say and do or not when things like these get a pass and your own actions never do no matter how innocent it is or not.