Oh come on guys. Some of Nintendo games have great stories like Fire Emblem and Xenoblade. The Paper Mario games have good comedy writing. It's not like Miyamoto said he was gonna make the films himself.
“Simple minds have always confused great honesty with great rudeness.” - Sherlock Holmes, Elementary (2013).
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