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I like cashews and peanuts, the salty and crunchy taste is great.

Not really. I love peanut butter but nuts are kinda...meh. Not bad per say but definitely not my favorite

I do. They're great for the type of diet I'm on to. I basically avoid most carbs and things like that so nuts make great snacks in betweens my meals. Which are almost always meat and veggies.

As long as they aren't salty.

I don't like nuts, even though I'm a bit of a nut. See? Worst pun ever.

depends on the penis they are attached to.

Yes and no, generally no. Pistachios though. Peanuts are fine too (although blah blah, not technically a nut :P)

I like this alot:

Healthy fats that reduce cholesterol, and ward off heart disease.

High on vitamins and taste great.

Walnuts & almonds (not a nut I know) are great snacks too.

Walnuts and cashews are my favorite.