Ah, but none of those were made by the Real Nintendo: those games are products of Intelligent Systems, Red Entertainment, ND Cube, and Camelot respectively. Like an astute observer pointed out earlier, most "Nintendo" games are really just third party games in disguise. Henceforth your name is Cosby's Credibility becaus you've just been disproven!!!

Well in that case let's just look at games made only by EAD.

3DS-Nintendogs+Cats, Super Mario 3D Land, Mario Kart 7, New Super Mario Bros. 2, Animal Crossing: New Leaf, The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds, Animal Crossing: Happy Home Designer

Wii U-Nintendo Land, New Super Mario Bros. U, Pikmin 3, The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker HD, Super Mario 3D World, Mario Kart 8, Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker, Splatoon, Super Mario Maker

For the most part that looks like high quality, polished games from popular franchises, which has nothing to do with people blindly buying anything Nintendo releases.

That's nonsense. For 3DS, Nintendogs is a copy-paste version of a prior generation hunk of garbage which catered to those filthy Wii Fit-ters, Mario 3D Land takes six hours before it gets even remotely interesting, Mario Kart 7 is obviously an incomplete game which was rushed to market to bail out its system's crappy hardware sales, Link Between Worlds is a glorified mod of a game that's older than some of this site's members, and have you even played Happy Home Designer?!?!!

Things aren't much better on the Wii U side either. As far as my two hours can tell Nintendo Land isn't a game, but rather an experience in hammering the A button as quickly as possible while a robot yammers on about...something, New Super Mario Bros. was still worse than Splosion Man and it needed an expansion pack to release in less than a year to make it even vaguely fun, Wind Waker is a Gamecube game, Mario Kart 8 doesn't even have a battle mode, Treasure Tracker was just an attempt to make the 3D World engine actually recoup its money, and Mario Maker? Really?! A game which requires the player to actually make the content?!

Irrefutable Conclusion: Nintendo fans are sheep who buy everything with a Nintendo label on it. See also, .e.g.: Amiibo, Link, Yellow Piss Stand.

That's nonsense. For 3DS, Nintendogs is a copy-paste version of a prior generation hunk of garbage which catered to those filthy Wii Fit-ters, Mario 3D Land takes six hours before it gets even remotely interesting, Mario Kart 7 is obviously an incomplete game which was rushed to market to bail out its system's crappy hardware sales, Link Between Worlds is a glorified mod of a game that's older than some of this site's members, and have you even played Happy Home Designer?!?!!

Things aren't much better on the Wii U side either. As far as my two hours can tell Nintendo Land isn't a game, but rather an experience in hammering the A button as quickly as possible while a robot yammers on about...something, New Super Mario Bros. was still worse than Splosion Man and it needed an expansion pack to release in less than a year to make it even vaguely fun, Wind Waker is a Gamecube game, Mario Kart 8 doesn't even have a battle mode, Treasure Tracker was just an attempt to make the 3D World engine actually recoup its money, and Mario Maker? Really?! A game which requires the player to actually make the content?!

Irrefutable Conclusion: Nintendo fans are sheep who buy everything with a Nintendo label on it. See also, .e.g.: Amiibo, Link, Yellow Piss Stand.

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