VGC "News": Mob of Angry Feminists Crashes GOTY Articles [Satire]

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ReimTime on 16 January 2016

Skullwaker said:
And who is the author of this thread? A mansplaining, manspreading, patriarchal abuser! Down with all males!

Jokes on you! I'm actually a sentient AI sent here by Psyonix to downvote comments I disagree with and spread the word of our lord and savior SocCar!

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LipeJJ on 16 January 2016

ReimTime said:

Skullwaker said:
And who is the author of this thread? A mansplaining, manspreading, patriarchal abuser! Down with all males!

Jokes on you! I'm actually a sentient AI sent here by Psyonix to downvote comments I disagree with and spread the word of our lord and savior SocCar!

See? Even AIs are portrayed as males. This is so mysoginist, we should ban this abuser AI right away!

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vivster on 17 January 2016

Please look up the word "catalyst".

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ReimTime on 17 January 2016

vivster said:
Please look up the word "catalyst".

Well, since you asked me so nicely

I take it that is your only criticism however?

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Slarvax on 17 January 2016

I was agreeing with you, until I realized you're not only a male, but you also like Rocket League. This is all just an ad campaign by VGC to leave women unemployed and buy Rocket League.

Ps: I love you

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Ultrashroomz on 17 January 2016

Can someone pls buy me a free copy of Rocket League?

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vivster on 17 January 2016

ReimTime said:

vivster said:
Please look up the word "catalyst".

Well, since you asked me so nicely

I take it that is your only criticism however?

I could only go so far until I threw up in my mouth. There's probably horrible stuff in the rest as well.

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Leadified on 17 January 2016

Slarvax said:

I was agreeing with you, until I realized you're not only a male, but you also like Rocket League. This is all just an ad campaign by VGC to leave women unemployed and buy Rocket League.

Ps: I love you

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