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Slarvax said:
barneystinson69 said:

Now now everybody! I've got something that's even more powerful, something that can draw women to this site and never let them go!

The playbook II (lets not get into details about how the old one was destroyed :P). This thing has all the tricks and plays to get women hooked! Now I just need to write a play to get women online and still allow me to have sex with them...

Play No. 231: "The ioi"

Make a website, with a lackluster forum, that "accurately" tracks games sales numbers. Once a few females join the forum, completely stop tracking the numbers for a long time, until the they become submissive and would do anything for your numbers.

 

Smart! You must read my blog as well! I do include a few "free" plays in there. XD



Made a bet with LipeJJ and HylianYoshi that the XB1 will reach 30 million before Wii U reaches 15 million. Loser has to get avatar picked by winner for 6 months (or if I lose, either 6 months avatar control for both Lipe and Hylian, or my patrick avatar comes back forever).

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padib said:
SWORDF1SH said:

Put BraLord in a dress and whip him like the little bitch he is :P

Haha it's BraLOD

Actually it's BraLoD!

He gets weird if you don't put the caps in the right places. I'm surprised he didn't pull you up on it :)



ClassicGamingWizzz said:
They probably create a profile here and go away when they see their walls spammed by horny dudes, other probably don´t even put female in there to stay away from the creeps.

 


SHHHH!!! SHHHH!!! Actually yes, yes! Just send them to me! Barnie Stinson! I can certainly turn them horny... :D And then bang them! BANG! BANG! BANGIDY BANG!



Made a bet with LipeJJ and HylianYoshi that the XB1 will reach 30 million before Wii U reaches 15 million. Loser has to get avatar picked by winner for 6 months (or if I lose, either 6 months avatar control for both Lipe and Hylian, or my patrick avatar comes back forever).

We all change our usernames to boy bands or the beeps, n' stuff. Then change our pictures to selfies with sushi, our biography should be changed to random sentences from 50 shades of grey and all discussions shall change to "how to apply x type of makeup". Also.. Needs more drama



I know at least one girl left the site because she got mad at PMS jokes. Never understood why anglo-saxon girls are so touchy about that, after all most men didn't even know about PMS existence until some bonkers judge or jury aquitted a PMS suffering woman that killed her husband.



Stwike him, Centuwion. Stwike him vewy wuffly! (Pontius Pilate, "Life of Brian")
A fart without stink is like a sky without stars.
TGS, Third Grade Shooter: brand new genre invented by Kevin Butler exclusively for Natal WiiToo Kinect. PEW! PEW-PEW-PEW! 
 


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ClassicGamingWizzz said:
They probably create a profile here and go away when they see their walls spammed by horny dudes, other probably don´t even put female in there to stay away from the creeps.

 


I know i'm not hot nor a model but guys are cool here, never had a problem with creeps.



It's not a dating site, so I'm not so sure this matters.



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BraLoD said:
onionberry said:
ClassicGamingWizzz said:
They probably create a profile here and go away when they see their walls spammed by horny dudes, other probably don´t even put female in there to stay away from the creeps.

I know i'm not hot nor a model but guys are cool here, never had a problem with creeps.

We can fix that, hehehe... I-I mean, yeah, there are no creeps here :D

ill be ur creep





AbbathTheGrim said:
Wright said:

In which ways you'd like me to expand on this plan?

I would like to know if you propose changing the profile gender or doing full surgery, and, if it is the second, when will you be doing yours.

As for now, I think we can start by changing the profile gender. The problem being, there's no possible way to do so unless an admin changes it, so another thing I propose is creating an alt that will take over the main account for the time being which is actually female. Our femenine alter ego, if you prefer.

Surgery is a great option. I'll undergo it if you pay the costs.

 

ktay95 said:
Wright said:

I propose that a huge chunk of the male population crossdress or change sex. That will make new females more comfortable.

I tried once, I was made fun of

Let's do it again; now we'll have strenght in numbers!

 

Ultrashroomz said:
Wright said:

I propose that a huge chunk of the male population crossdress or change sex. That will make new females more comfortable.

How much will this cost me?

I'll do it now if necessary.

 

AbbathTheGrim will pay all costs, so we can start right now.





We can start by adding [GIRL] tag in our names to represent our true femininity and superiority