Or you can just make a credits mode, where the game skips directly to the end credits so you don't have to put in any effort at all. I think what you're looking for, is a book. But then, that'd require reading...hmm, that's difficult for some. So maybe a book with footnotes? I mean, it still requires reading, but it gives you the gist of it.
Yep, then it should automatically award you every trophy in the game. Yay, for ultra easy. Geez, how did these gamers make it through the NES era? I suppose there's a chance they weren't even born, yet.