Egh. Link him this thread and we'll discuss with him about how much of an asshole you are. Or he just reads it. He then makes up his mind and punches you in the face or forgives you... or both. Then you buy him a hooker- no, 2 hookers, some bottles of champagne and a Ferrari. Then he punches you again, cuts your dick off, says "It's just a prank bro" and you guys are even
Might take you some months to get that second punch; depends on how long you paid the hookers for. PS: the first 2 sentences are the serious ones. Although, if you could make the others possible, he might forgive you sooner rather than later.