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An incredibly annoying blonde boy goes on some long ass adventure just to avenge his girlfriend, only to have more twists than a M. Night Shyamalan movie.

...I tried, I guess. .-.



"Just for comparison Uncharted 4 was 20x bigger than Splatoon 2. This shows the huge difference between Sony's first-party games and Nintendo's first-party games."

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It's like Groundhog Day without Bill Murray.

(Majora's Mask)



lol it was just a dream.



You jump on shit.



bet: lost

A mute blonde boy fights an evil gipsy organist who, in the end, turns into a massive pig with two massive swords to save the realm. He has a fucking single MacGyver ocarina which can control time and weather, teleport people, freeze mummies, make blocks dissapear... In his arsenal of weapons, we can found nuts, fire arrows (which magically appeared when he fired the sun, literally), orbs given to him by big-tittied faries who dissapear in the water (summoned by the MacGyver ocarina, of course), a slingshot, rat-shaped walking bombs, ghosts trapped in bottles, a mask which can magically read stones, a rabbit ears mask which make him run faster...



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Haha I can't do it, I have an easier time describing my least favorite game and making it sound like it's amazing



                                                                                     

Meeting up in lobbies with random people who are so perverted and act like little horn dogs. Everyone has custom made chat bubbles that almost 90% of time resemble a penis. You travel down to the planet in your 4 person parties. Guys are always giving you free shit to try and win your love. Little do they know, you are really a man playing as a woman. You play along, because you like the attention and being pampered. Fuck their feelings, this is a game we are playing, isn't it? It's a Phantasy world and we are all playing make believe.







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You just press buttons



A mute highschooler jumps into a TV, befriends a bear, and gets seven girlfriends.

I give this thread an A+, by the way.



you have to listen and deal with Teenager's problems.