I don't even know how it happened. Over the course of the past year, my gf and I have been ultra competitive in the game. There were times when I was just one move away from clearing a frustrating level so I'd just spend the 99 cents to continue. Little did I realize that I had suffered the "Death by 1000 tiny cuts".
I'm easily miles ahead of anyone on my Facebook friends list and more than double the levels of my fiancé. And what do I have to show for it? Playing a level indistinguishable from levels I've played months ago? No awesome cinematics or anything. I'm ashamed of myself!! Today, I'm going to take the big step and uninstall the game.
Just let me finish this one level....